Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (TV Series)
What the Hair?! (2017)
Zachary Levi: Eugene
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Quotes
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Eugene : [Walks into the Snuggly Duckling, where all the usual thugs are sitting around] Ahh! There they are! A veritable cornucopia of confidants, who trust me implicitly and would gladly divulge their innermost secrets.
[He sees a new guy]
Eugene : Wait, who is this guy?
Attila : That's Hook Hand's brother.
Eugene : Oh, yeah? What's your name? Hook Foot?
[the man puts his left foot on the table, it's actually a hook]
Eugene : I gotta admit, I did not see that coming.
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Eugene : [to Big Nose, who has just finished reading one of his weird poems] I gotta go. This has been great. You keep writin' those words down, 'cause one of these days... you'll have more of 'em.
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Cassandra : Please, don't tell Eugene.
Eugene : [Eugene is standing at the door] Tell Eugene what? Oh, come on, you guys keeping secrets?
Rapunzel : It's not really a secret, Eugene, it's more like a... sensitive situation.
Eugene : Sensit... S... Ha! Sensitive? And you think *Cassandra*'s gonna help? Blondie, I've met glaciers with more warmth and compassion. And move faster, she's slow.
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Varian : Hey! You're Flynn Rider!
Eugene : No. You don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen you before in my life. You can't prove anything!
Varian : [laughs nervously] I'm your biggest fan!
[He draws a curtain, revealing posters and books about Flynn Rider]
Varian : See?
Eugene : [Eugene is now flattered] Hey, now! Flynn Rider, nice to be met.
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Eugene : [Debris is falling on them] Look out!
[Grunts, trying to get Rapunzel free from her restraints]
Rapunzel : No, there's no time! Get out of here!
Eugene : I am not going anywhere without you. I love you, Rapunzel.
Rapunzel : I love you, too. More than you will *ever* know.
[Pascal squawks sadly and hides inside Rapunzel's hair. The debris keeps falling. Rapunzel and Eugene hug each other and the debris completely buries them. Cut to black]
Eugene : [a burst of yellow light emanates from the debris, revealing an unhurt Rapunzel and Eugene, in an orbicular shield of hair] What the... *hair*?
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Eugene : Hey, are those flowers for Assunta? Am I pronouncing that correctly? How is your lady friend, anyway?
Big Nose : Oh, I'm glad you asked, but perhaps this latest poem I wrote will tell you.
[Hook Foot and Attila groan]
Big Nose : I call it, "Can You Keep a Secret?"
[Reads]
Big Nose : "I Love You. Our love is like a timeless truth, it knows no tick nor tock. Our love..."
[Hook Foot and Vladimir growl and look angrily at Eugene. Hook Foot puts his hook on Eugene's throat]
Big Nose : "... is a big toe of honesty poking through the hole of your favorite... sock."
