- Emily Locke: This is so exciting. I can't believe we get to see Superman and The Flash race around the world.
- Ron: I know. I've been here since 4:00 in the morning. This is gonna be one the greatest rematches of all time. We're talking Ali/Frazier, or that time David Blaine outlasted Aquaman in a bathtub.
- Wendy: Do you really think The Flash is going to stop to hydrate?
- Teddy: He might.
- Emily Locke: Bad news, Teddy. Corporate called, and they want you to redo those sketches on the home security line.
- Teddy: [groans] Ah, those sketches were perfect. You know what, if I had your job, I would tell Corporate to kill my ass, and if Van were here, I'd tell him to kiss my ass too.
- Van Wayne: I am here.
- Teddy: Looking forward to getting to work on those sketches, sir.
- Emily Locke: [reading what's on Teddy's shirt] Thanks for the H20, The Flash!
- Teddy: You da man, Flash!