Playstation Underground: Issue 2.1 (1998 Video Game)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

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Quotes 

• Tom Servo : [playing video games]  Kick, punch, a-pose!

  Crow T. Robot : [playing video games]  Stupid penguins...

  Mike Nelson : [playing video games]  Rats! Another goal.

  [to camera] 

  Mike Nelson : Hi everyone, Mike Nelson for Sci-Fi Channel's "Mystery Science Theater 3000", along with Crow T. Robot...

  Crow T. Robot : Can't talk, must play.

  Mike Nelson : ...And Tom Servo.

  Tom Servo : Block, kick, punch!

  Mike Nelson : The good folks at Playstation Underground asked us to take a look at some of their work from the past year.

  Tom Servo : Yeah, meaning they bought us off with a bunch of Playstations.

  Crow T. Robot : And a mess of neat games.

  [chuckles] 

  Mike Nelson : Well...

  [chuckles contently] 

  Mike Nelson : and we're gonna head into the theater in a minute, but first I want to get one more goal at "NHL Faceoff '98".

  Tom Servo : Meaning, you fairly stink at it.

  Mike Nelson : Hey.

  Tom Servo : My arms don't work, and I'm doin' better than you! Jump, kick, turn!

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, Mike, why don't you go back to playing "Pong"?

  Tom Servo : Yeah, face it, bub, you'll never master the subtle power of "PaRappa the Rapper".

  Crow T. Robot : Or the lightning-fast reflexes of "Crash Bandicoot"!

  Mike Nelson : Oh really, Crow? I- is that why Crash keeps getting pummeled by penguins?

  Crow T. Robot : Well it's slippery in there! Hey, come on, Bandicoot, ya big... thing!

  Mike Nelson : And Tom, I'm noticing your onion head guy is falling down a lot, and well, uh... farting.

  Tom Servo : Yeah, I want him to do that, okay?

  Mike Nelson : Well don't get cocky; it's gonna get rocky. We're gonna head into the theater now-

  [siren goes off] 

  Tom Servo : Underground sign!