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Family Plan
American Dad!
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Klaus
: For us Germans, families are like areolas; the bigger the better.
Steve
: [
after learning that Cassandra committed suicide
] Momma, the man said someone died upstairs. What if I see a g-g-g-ghost?
Francine
: [
Mockingly
] I don't know Steve, you'll probably p-p-p-piss your pants!
Hayley
: So you're the cat, huh?
Roger
: Meow.
Hayley
: God bless ya, you *commit*.
Francine
: When you're family, you connect on a whole other level. You guys wouldn't understand.
Steve
: We HAVE a family... THIS one!
Francine
: [
to Stan, After faking her death
] Dry those bitch tears and tongue kiss me you big galoot.
Janet
: [
after tackling Francine to save her from flying weapons when she fails to reason with the family
] What the hell are you doing?
Francine
: Why did you save me? I thought you hated me!
Janet
: I'm a bitch, not a monster.
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