A Christmas Story Live! (2017 TV Movie)
Maya Rudolph: Mother Parker
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[Mother Parker calls Mrs. Schwartz on the phone. The phone rings and Mrs. Schwartz comes to the phone and answer it]
Mrs. Schwartz : Hello?
Mother Parker : Hello, Mrs. Schwartz. This is Mrs. Parker.
Mrs. Schwartz : Oh, hello, Mrs. Parker. How are you?
Mother Parker : I'm fine, thank you. Thank you for asking. Mrs. Schwartz, do you have any idea what Ralphie said to me?
Mrs. Schwartz : Try me.
Mother Parker : He said...
[inaudible a word]
Mrs. Schwartz : Oh, no. Not that word!
Mother Parker : Yes! That word. And do you know where he got it from?
Mrs. Schwartz : Probably from his father.
Mother Parker : No. He heard it from your son!
Mrs. Schwartz : [yells] WHAT? WHAT? WHAAAAT?
[they both hang up the phone]
Schwartz : [heard his mom yells] Mom, what's the matter?
Mrs. Schwartz : [turns to Schwartz, angrily and points to him] You!
Schwartz : Mom, what'd I do?
Mrs. Schwartz : Get over here!
[Schwartz runs upstairs, screaming and his mom chasing him]