- Clive Babineaux: Liv... Remain calm. You're going full-on zombie.
- Olivia Moore: It's called beast mode.
- Clint Hicks: Why'd they have to chose Seattle? They should've taken their filthy virus to New England, and scratch some of those chowder-slurpin' sons-of-bitches, huh.
- Jordan Gladwell: So, Gretchen is saying stuff like, "Looking a little pale, Jordan. Do you wanna borrow some of my makeup, Jordan? Uh, is that a streak in your hair? It's so punk rock." And, I'll be honest, I was kind of dreaming of cracking her head open. But I wasn't sure there'd be a brain inside.
- Olivia Moore: [a red zed has been painted on their door] "Z." For "zebra." The referees read what I wrote on their NFL fan board, and this is their revenge.
- Peyton Charles: Liv, it's for "zombie."
- Olivia Moore: I see it's your time of the month.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's obvious?
- Olivia Moore: You're wearing that stocking cap indoors. Plus, zombies have this stench to them.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I've never noticed.
- Olivia Moore: It's true. They smell. They're disgusting.
- Doc Greeley: I'm a Niners fan, okay? I... I have a sticker on my car, sure, but, like most of America, it's because I hate the Seahawks. I hate how cocky they are.
- Olivia Moore: It ain't cocky if you can back it up.
- Clive Babineaux: It's true. They're awful.
- Clive Babineaux: Why'd you lie to us?
- Olivia Moore: He's a Niners fan, Clive. They do dumb things. They re-signed Blaine Gabbert, for God sakes.
- Doc Greeley: Oh, I'm sorry, you want to talk "dumb"?
- Olivia Moore: "Dumb," like running off Jim Harbaugh?
- Doc Greeley: At least we would've known you run Marshawn Lynch against a gassed New England defensive line, when you have three downs to win the mother-freaking Super Bowl!
- Doc Greeley: Look, I'm being set up here.
- Olivia Moore: Typical Niners fan. It's never your fault. "It's the ref's. It's the injuries."
- Clive Babineaux: Try to dial it down a bit, Liv. Let's not remind them that zombie cops eat their loved ones.
- Olivia Moore: Zombies are the worst. Pale-ass, brain-eating bitches.
- Kelly Hicks: The last thing I heard was this guy keyed Clint's car. Wrote something that riled up my husband.
- Clive Babineaux: You remember what it said?
- Zorn Hicks: "Richard Sherman is an average cornerback."
- Olivia Moore: WHAT?
- Clive Babineaux: Liv...