- Joanna Angelstein: Uh, honey, women should not be doctors. How are you gonna have time to take care of your kids if you're a doctor?
- Joanna Angelstein: Oh your poor father. He spent so much money on school and what a waste - you don't meet anyboy there. What's the point of all that school if you don't meet a man at the school? So many degrees but nothing inside of that vagina!
- Joanna Angelstein: You live together and you're not married? Who wants to buy the cow if you give the milk away for free?
- Joanna Angelstein: Yeah, but he wants what's best for you and what's best for you is to marry someone Jewish and rich. Mostly Jewish, but of course, very rich.