Good Boys (2019)
Jacob Tremblay: Max
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Quotes
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Lucas : [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon] What is it?
Thor : I have no idea.
Max : That's a tampon.
Lucas : What's it for?
Max : Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.
Lucas : The human body is truly a mystery
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Max : You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?
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Lucas : Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?
Claude : What? No.
Max : Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?
Lucas : Probably not.
Max : Then why would he?
Claude : Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?
Lucas : 1000%.
Max : Yes.
Thor : Yes, absolutely.
Max : That's not fair.
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Thor : [from trailer] I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.
Max : Think your parents will let me wear this for halloween?
Lucas : Ah-nal beads?
Thor : It's Japanese for nunchucks motherfuc-
[he hits himself in the face with the beads]
Thor : OH! Fuck!
Lucas : Are you okay?
Thor : It smells like shit.
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Max : We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
Annabelle : I know what cocaine is.
Thor : Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit!
[to Max]
Thor : Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.
Annabelle : Hi.
Max : Oh, my god!
Thor : What the fuck?
Annabelle : Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.
Thor : Mom!
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Max's Dad : [after he finds out Max took his drone] Everything you like is now canceled! Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled. Summers... canceled.
Max's Mom : Winter is coming.
Max : I'm sorry, daddy.
Max's Dad : No, no, no! You are no longer allowed to call me daddy. Call me Andrew, or Mr. Newman, or Warden.
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[first lines]
Max : Oh, fuck yeah.
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Max : [after he hits Benji with the paintball gun] Oh, shit.