- Herself - Host: Cocktails are cold, the celebrities are hot, and the band in my foyer is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
- Himself - Celebrity Player: You're balls are beautiful by the way.
- Herself - Host: Well, thank you so much.
- Herself - Host: On one couch we have a show full of people living in abject fear of the monsters who surround them at every turn. And on the other couch, we have "The Walking Dead."
- [rimshot and laughter]
- Herself - Host: You see what I did what that?
- Herself - Host: [to Anna Chlumsky as she gets out of the ball pit] Pull down your dress and have a drink.