- [English version]
- Fake Goku: We will stop you Cell! I have brought together the greatest champions Earth has to offer!
- Goku: That's me!
- Fake Piccolo: Like the Pickle Monster!
- Fake Vegeta: And the prince of all Sai-yans.
- [Piccolo and Vegeta growl in disgusted]
- Fake Cell: Hah hah hah! Bring it on, you ninnies!
- Fake Goku: How rude! Hi-Yah!
- [Fake Goku and Fake Cell are lifted up on cables and start imitating airborne fighting]
- Piccolo: Ugh, this is tripe.
- Goku: I don't know, guys. This is the best show I've ever seen!
- Fake Cell: Hah hah hah hah! Losers! You thought you were hot, but in fact you were not!
- Fake Goku: You are most unkind!
- [English version]
- Fake Cell: Mwahahahahah! My power is maximum!
- Fake Mr. Satan: Hold it! Tremble -
- [starts coughing]
- Fake Mr. Satan: Hold on, I'm okay, keep rolling. Tremble in fear, for it is I, the great Mr. Satan!
- World Tournament Announcer: It's Mr. Satan!
- [World Tournament audience cheers]
- Mr. Satan: Seriously? Who wrote this junk? And how come they made me look like a bobble head?
- Fake Cell: Huh, you foolish little man! Shabam!
- [launches an explosion]
- Fake Cell: Mwahahahah!
- Fake Mr. Satan: Shabam yourself!
- Fake Cell: What? How did you get soo strong?
- Fake Mr. Satan: With pushup and sit-ups, and plenty of juice!
- Fake Cell: Ah yes, you make a good point. But then so do I!
- [Launches spears at the Fake Mr. Satan]
- Fake Mr. Satan: Hah! Think of this as your chances!
- [Snaps the spears in half]
- Fake Cell: Nooo! You have shown me the error of my ways! I beg of you, forgive me!
- Fake Mr. Satan: Never! Your crimes against humanity cannot go unpunished! I shall now send you to the next dimension!
- Fake Cell: [Shrieks]
- Fake Mr. Satan: [Fake Mr. Satan starts pounding Fake Cell before throwing him into a mountain] See you in H.F.I.L!
- Fake Goku: Mondo cool!
- Fake Vegeta: His coolness is over 9000!
- Fake Cell: Over 9000? Nooooo!
- [Fake Cell explodes]
- Fake Mr. Satan: Justice prevails!
- Movie Announcer: Make sure to purchase all Mr. Satan merchandise at your local vendor!