- Logic: Clickbait works, Thomas! You put STORYTIME and then something like...
- Princey: [overdramatic voice, zoom to the eyes and the sentences on the screen while a dramatic chord sounds] I kept Disney Channel stars from starving?
- Thomas: [calmly] I gave someone on the set a sandwich.
- Logic: I almost died on a Disney Channel Set?
- Thomas: Completely untrue.
- Anxiety: The Dark Side of Disney!
- Thomas: [a little annoyed] That was the title of a video from a couple of weeks ago!
- Dad: [muffling, the screen is covered with question marks] Weee... weee... weee... weee... woooo... weee... wah...
- Thomas: [really annoyed] Would everyone just STOP?
- Dad: [zoomed out, with a piece of pizza in his hand] Sorry, I was saying this is really good pizza.
- Princey: Next step: becoming a Disney prince!
- Thomas: Well...
- Dad: Making your kids Disney stars!
- Thomas: No, and I don't have kids.
- Logic: Majoring in Disney theory!
- Thomas: I don't think that exists.
- Anxiety: Using your platform to positively affect your audience the same way Disney did with you.
- [Thomas shows a face of shock, then looks surprised at Anxiety, too stunned to speak. Anxiety looks back at him]
- Anxiety: What? I know your limits, that's all I was saying.
- [Thomas keeps looking at Anxiety]
- Anxiety: [while sinking down] Stop looking at me like that!