Siskel & Ebert (TV Series)

Into the Blue/Serenity/The Greatest Game Ever Played/Mirrormask/Capote/The Prizewinner of Defiance, Ohio (2005)

Richard Roeper: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Richard Roeper - Host : Our next movie is "Into the Blue", it's starring Jessica Alba's buttocks and Paul Walker's pecs, and if you ask me, Alba's rear end is a much better actor. In what may be a record for shots taken behind an actress, we see Alba in a variety of bikinis and short shorts. And if you think I'M obsessing about this, talk to the people who made this movie. They certainly weren't concerned about things like plot or character development.

• Richard Roeper - Host : [reviewing "Into the Blue"]  I don't think there's anything wrong with an escapist adventure, but if you're rolling your eyes in disbelief at the plot and the dialogue, it makes it hard to enjoy the scenery. Thumbs down.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Oh, I give it thumbs up. Y'know, I don't know...

  Richard Roeper - Host : Whoa whoa whoa, wait, wait, wait, up?

  Roger Ebert - Host : ...Where to start here. Yes.

  Richard Roeper - Host : UP?

  Roger Ebert - Host : What'd I say?

  Richard Roeper - Host : Okay, okay.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Did I say up?

  Richard Roeper - Host : I just wanted to make sure. I thought something was wrong with the old...

  [touches his left ear] 

  Roger Ebert - Host : No no, the auditory experience is not deceiving you.

  [Richard laughs]