Happy! (TV Series)
Destroyer of Worlds (2018)
Christopher Meloni: Nick Sax
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Quotes
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Happy : What is it, Nick?
Nick Sax : Hmm? Ah, nothing. I'm just... just, seem... different. A little glint in your eye, kinda... kinda Manson-esque. Did you... oh, my god! You little scamp. You killed something, didn't you? Oh, yeah, you did! I'd know that look anywhere.
Happy : I don't wanna talk about it.
Nick Sax : Oh. Okay. All right, all right, look. Look, what can I tell you, pal? The first one... it's always gonna stay with you. You're always gonna remember it.
Happy : D... do you remember? Your first?
Nick Sax : Yeah, what the hell did I just say? Of course I... d... no. Maybe. Look, my point is this. That... you just gotta hope that you did it for a reason. And I mean a good reason. And Hailey's a damn good reason.
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Nick Sax : Your mister and I have some unfinished business. Any idea where he scurried off to?
Gala Scaramucci : What are you gonna do to him?
Nick Sax : Well, in my work, I take a jazz approach. You know, strictly improv. But... assume that once I'm done, he won't resemble your husband anymore.
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Happy : Can I tell you a secret? One I stinky pink swore never to tell?
Nick Sax : What?
Happy : When Hailey and I were at the Sonny Shine show... the whole reason she snuck away was so Sonny could hear her wish.
Nick Sax : [noticing cars tailing them] Ah...
Happy : Her one wish she'd waited her whole life. Hailey's wish was...
Nick Sax : Hold that thought. I'm about to get a little road rage-y.
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Nick Sax : [to Happy, after a car accident] I think we can agree this one was not my fault.
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Det. Meredith McCarthy : What the hell are you doing in Blue's car?
Nick Sax : You know, at a certain point, uh, sticking your gun in my face, uh... it's, you know, kinda loses its specialness. Laws of diminishing returns and all that. I mean, you want me to take you seriously, at some point, you're gonna have to pull that trigger.
[she shoots his tire]
Nick Sax : Ah, for crying out loud.
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Smoothie : I have been thinking a lot lately about what I would do if our paths ever crossed again.
Nick Sax : That makes two of us.
Smoothie : See? See? It's destiny. Clearly... you are a man who must be broken.
Nick Sax : I am?
Smoothie : But...
Nick Sax : Hmm?
Smoothie : What is pain to someone like you? What is death to someone like you? That is a very curious problem.
Nick Sax : [sarcastic] Vexing.
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Smoothie : You have disarmed me, Sax. All of my ususal weapons, they just seem so inadequate. And my tried and true methods, they seem so... well... impotent. Torture, murder...
Nick Sax : They're hobbies.
Smoothie : Exactly.
Nick Sax : Yeah.
Smoothie : All trifles to a man who would cheerfully die in agony. I am going to show you something that I bet you never thought you'd see.
Nick Sax : Uh...
Smoothie : I am going to show you why they call me Smoothie.
Nick Sax : But I wasn't curious. Let's not do this. You don't need to do that, let's, no...
[Smoothie starts to unbuckle his pants]
Nick Sax : Let's just put that right back on.
Smoothie : This is why...
Nick Sax : Yeah, no.
[Smoothie continues undressing]
Nick Sax : Oh, fuck me.
