Cobra Kai (TV Series)
Ace Degenerate (2018)
Edward Asner: Sid
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Quotes
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[Johnny enters his apartment and sees Rhonda watching TV]
Rhonda : You got Encore?
Johnny Lawrence : Who the hell are you?
[Johnny sees Sid by the refrigerator holding a pack of frozen beef]
Sid : You know the little red stickers that say 'further reduced'? That means 'spoiled'. Y-you know that, right? You're eating bad meat, boy.
Johnny Lawrence : What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?
Sid : Oh, that's some thank you. Who do you think bailed you out? Again?
Johnny Lawrence : I never asked you for anything.
Sid : I think that... little incident at Applebee's... would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
[as Johnny changes clothes, Sid picks up a photo of Johnny's mother]
Sid : You know, when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. Beautiful. Blonde. Tanned. Tight. Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.
Johnny Lawrence : Yes, you were the stepfather of the century.
Sid : Well-played, coming from a world-class daddy like you. How old is Robby now? Fifteen? Sixteen? When was the last time you saw him?
Johnny Lawrence : Just get the hell out of here, man!
Sid : I'll get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready!
Rhonda : Sid.
Sid : What?
Rhonda : Blood pressure.
Sid : Aw, keep watching your bullshit judge show, will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this.
[Sid pulls out a check from his coat]
Sid : This... is why I'm here.
[Johnny grabs the check]
Johnny Lawrence : What's this?
Sid : Y-you know, I told your momma I'd take care of you always. But, in this case, I think even she would cut me some slack. I'm buying you out of my life.
[Johnny tears the check]
Johnny Lawrence : I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.
Sid : Oh, well, hell. Rhonda! Lunch time! Call Art's. See if they've got that belly lox.
[Sid prepares to exit the apartment]
Sid : I'd say, 'get your life in order'. But, uh, at this point, you're like the meat in your fridge.