iZombie (TV Series)
Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain (2018)
Malcolm Goodwin: Clive Babineaux
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Quotes
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Clive Babineaux : How does a zombie disappear from a walled city? If you scratched me right now, what's the first thing I'd do?
Olivia Moore : Take Bozzio to Bone Town.
Clive Babineaux : ...After that,
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Olivia Moore : All that sex talk made me horny. Mind telling Ravi that I left early to tap some ass?
Clive Babineaux : [Rolls eyes] Yeah. I'll get right on that.
[Writing note]
Clive Babineaux : "Tapping that ass."
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Clive Babineaux : Can you confirm whether you sent the deceased the following text?
[Reads]
Clive Babineaux : "I hope your eggplant emoji falls off, and you drown in a pool of your own poop emoji. I hate your pig-face emoji, you rooster emoji."
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Clive Babineaux : [Going through victim's room] What the hell is a "Weener Kleener"?
Ravi Chakrabarti : I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. I'm a phenomenal wingman.
Clive Babineaux : I hate going out. Mmm-mmm.
Peyton Charles : Oh, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates."
[Looks at his tinder profile]
Peyton Charles : You hate warm weather, and "This Is Us".
Clive Babineaux : Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative.
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Amanda Lewis : You guys think I did this? No one kills a guy that gives her multiple orgasms.
Clive Babineaux : I'm not sure that defense will hold up in court.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive should be himself, only fun and less tightly-wound.
[Clive stares grumpily]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive should be another person. A better person.
Clive Babineaux : Just give me the hat, Liv.
[Puts on fedora, wanders off]
Ravi Chakrabarti : I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. And the instant we gave him the hat, he would become full of life. He'd have swagger. He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism.
Olivia Moore : What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman did they show kids in England?
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Olivia Moore : I think I banged that dude.
Clive Babineaux : Chase Graves? Yeah, you banged him.
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Clive Babineaux : Did they have mirrors in the bathroom?
Olivia Moore : Yes.
Clive Babineaux : So you saw what you looked like and didn't take off the hat?
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Pretty Lady #2 : So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on the job?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. You're the raconteur.
Clive Babineaux : Oh, um... Well, probably the middle-aged mom who was smashed by a falling AC unit. Brains and guts everywhere. Children walking by splattered with blood.
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Clive Babineaux : What are you doing
Olivia Moore : I'm negging her, Clive.
Clive Babineaux : Nagging?
Olivia Moore : No, no, no. "Negging." I'm undermining her confidence so that she'll be more vulnerable.