iZombie (TV Series)

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain (2018)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• Ravi Chakrabarti : I need another minute for the toxicology report. Liv changed our filing system. The deceased are now arranged by hotness quotient.

• Olivia Moore : You know, I could catch any D I want in this place?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Most of the guys in here are human.

  Olivia Moore : They won't be when I'm making them brains for breakfast.

  [Ravi gives her a look] 

  Olivia Moore : Just kidding. I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast.

• Clive Babineaux : [Going through victim's room]  What the hell is a "Weener Kleener"?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. I'm a phenomenal wingman.

  Clive Babineaux : I hate going out. Mmm-mmm.

  Peyton Charles : Oh, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates."

  [Looks at his tinder profile] 

  Peyton Charles : You hate warm weather, and "This Is Us".

  Clive Babineaux : Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative.

• Olivia Moore : Think I'm gonna go catch that D I was talking about.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I think I'm gonna go home and make love to my girlfriend.

  Olivia Moore : Don't be gross.

• Olivia Moore : [watching Clive trying to pick up women]  Oh, code red. The herd has arrived.

  [Clive shows the woman his phone] 

  Olivia Moore : That better be a photo of his penis.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : And it looks like she's crying.

  Olivia Moore : Okay, it probably is his penis.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive should be himself, only fun and less tightly-wound.

  [Clive stares grumpily] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive should be another person. A better person.

  Clive Babineaux : Just give me the hat, Liv.

  [Puts on fedora, wanders off] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. And the instant we gave him the hat, he would become full of life. He'd have swagger. He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism.

  Olivia Moore : What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman did they show kids in England?

• Pretty Lady #2 : So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on the job?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. You're the raconteur.

  Clive Babineaux : Oh, um... Well, probably the middle-aged mom who was smashed by a falling AC unit. Brains and guts everywhere. Children walking by splattered with blood.