Happy! (TV Series)

Saint Nick (2017)

Lili Mirojnick: Det. Meredith McCarthy

Quotes 

• Happy : Lucky for me she opened that window. I was about to turn into a blueberry horse-icle.

  [he sneezes] 

  Happy : Excuse me.

  Nick Sax : I'm pretty sure I told you to fuck off.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Oh, you did. A few times.

  Nick Sax : Not you.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : You know, I know what Disco Mikey told you. You're in deep shit.

  Happy : You're in deep Bandini, Nick. That means a bad word.

  Nick Sax : I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Mikey gave you a password meant for Blue. Dumb kid ran into you before he had a chance to deliver it. I think you know what they'll do to get it out of you. Unless you tell me first.

  Nick Sax : Password?

  Happy : Oh! Oh, I know! Open sesame!

  Nick Sax : Seriously?

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : I think Blue hired you to kill his nephews. Mikey just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. I think there is a god damn underworld civil war brewing, and you've managed to land your sorry ass right in the middle of it. I think I can still get you out, but you have to tell me what you know.

  Nick Sax : What I know? People suck, I don't pay my income tax, and I no longer feel dirty when I touch myself, but beyond that, it just seems pretty clear that whoever knows this alleged password is as good as dead or worse. That's about it. Oh, Meredith, you're such a pain in the ass. Ah, look, you deserve better than that. Thanks for coming. I appreciate that. And I will tell you this... get the hell out of here. Comprendo?

  Happy : It's "comprende". It's Spanish.

  Nick Sax : I know it's Spanish!