- Louise Belcher: Now that we know where the Bleaken stole everything from, maybe we can triangulate, and find his nest.
- Gene Belcher: I'll try-angulate anything once.
- Louise Belcher: There's a pattern. I know there is.
- Gene Belcher: Is it plaid? It's probably plaid.
- Louise Belcher: Wait. Isn't this spot right in the middle? Like, the exact middle of all of them?
- Tina Belcher: I guess so. What does that mean?
- Louise Belcher: It means it's got to be the Bleaken's lair. I say tonight, after Christmas Eve dinner, we sneak out, find his nest, save our presents, and if we have time, we get Mom's tree back.
- Gene Belcher: Oh, my God, did we just triangulate?
- Tina Belcher: Gene, play it cool, but, yeah, we did.
- Bob Belcher: I have a plan to save this party... I just need that
- [pointing]
- Bob Belcher: costume!
- Gene Belcher: Dad's about to get horny!
- DJ Elev-8: [at a rave] Hey, everyone. DJ Elev-8 here. That's spelled with the number "8"!
- Louise Belcher: And this is asinine with the number "9".
- Linda Belcher: Marshmallow, I heard the Wiggle Room closed. Didn't you used to go there? I'm so sorry.
- Marshmallow: I don't know if I'll ever wiggle again.
- Linda Belcher: Well, maybe some eggnog will cheer you up?
- Marshmallow: Thanks, babe.
- Marshmallow: [takes a sip] Oh, that's nasty.