iZombie (TV Series)
Yipee Ki Brain, Motherscratcher! (2018)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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Isobel Bloom : I can't help noticing that you have all six seasons of Zombie High on a shelf in there.
Olivia Moore : Yeah.
Isobel Bloom : Is it any good?
Ravi Chakrabarti : *Is it any good?*
Olivia Moore : It's only the best Zom-Com-Rom-Dram on TV.
Ravi Chakrabarti : I went in thinking I wasn't going to like it.
Olivia Moore : He's a snob.
Ravi Chakrabarti : But there's always a great plot twist around the corner. I find the characters so winning.
Olivia Moore : So self-aware.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Exactly. They react to absurd situations almost exactly like we would.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Gut shot. Three times. Detective Benedetto didn't just die he ---
[Dramatic voice]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Died hard.
Olivia Moore : Hmm. My expert medical opinion is that he...
[Dramatic voice]
Olivia Moore : Died hard, too.
[Normal voice]
Olivia Moore : And such beautiful weather today, would you say...
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yes. It was...
[Dramatic voice]
Ravi Chakrabarti : A good day to die hard.
Clive Babineaux : You two done?
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Isobel Bloom : I'm just thinking of all the stuff I'm gonna miss out on. You know, going to college. Winning a Nobel Prize. Falling in love. Having sex.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Let me stop you right there. sex? Totally overrated.
Isobel Bloom : Is that why you wait up until 2:00 a.m. for Peyton to come home? Because sex is "totally overrated"?
Ravi Chakrabarti : ...I wait up for the companionship.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : [after Isobel's date with a Zombie High actor] So how was it?
Isobel Bloom : Perfection.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, that's nice to...
Isobel Bloom : And I checked off a lot of stuff from my bucket list.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Suspicious] Like what?
Isobel Bloom : You know.
Ravi Chakrabarti : You're joking.
Isobel Bloom : Ravi. Of course, I am.
[Ravi sighs in relief]
Isobel Bloom : Or am I?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Are you?
Isobel Bloom : I am.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Good.
Isobel Bloom : Or am I?
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Clive Babineaux : AJ and another Cobra member, Bi Li Xiong, AKA "Fleabag", helped Ghansu with a heist that netted a quarter-mil in jewels.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Fleabag? Do you think there was an isolated incident were the man had fleas, or did he always have them and everyone's just accepted it?
Olivia Moore : I assumed that he had a taste for cheap motels.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Isobel could be the key to creating a vaccine that could prevent every human on the planet from catching the zombie virus. As difficult as this is for her, it's the responsible thing to do. It's the adult thing to do.
Isobel Bloom : Ravi? My mom wants to speak to you.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Terrified] Oh, God. No, not me. Liv, you do it.
Olivia Moore : I believe taking that phone call is the adult thing to do.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, no. It's the crap episode of Zombie High where it's clear, the show ran out of money, so everything cool happens off-screen and the characters just talk about it afterwards.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Liv. Isobel told me she was sad that she was never going to have sex.
Olivia Moore : Wouldn't you be?