- Clive Babineaux: Time to solve some murders. We're burnin' daylight.
- [Sneezes]
- Olivia Moore: Sounds like someone didn't get his flu shot.
- Clive Babineaux: And maybe turn into a werewolf? No, thanks.
- Major Lilywhite: [On Truth Serum brain] I've been pretending to be on your side the whole time, just playing Russ, gaining his trust, hoping he'd eventually bring me to you. Which he did, because he's not exactly Ivy League material. Like, maybe Brown, if he's got connections.
- Don E: It's upload time. Right after we add some hashtags.
- Crybaby Carl: Hashtag zombie, hashtag apocalypse.
- Don E: Sure. I mean, we want people to see it. So...
- [Types]
- Don E: Hashtag lesbians, hashtag twins, hashtag badonkadonk, hashtag bodacious tatas.
- [Carl looks at him coldly]
- Crybaby Carl: It's disrespectful, Don E. Women with large breasts are born that way.
- Don E: Yeah, some of them.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You're going to DC?
- Peyton Charles: Yeah, in a couple days. Did I forget to mention it?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah, you did. By the way, your voice goes up an entire octave when you're being sneaky.
- Peyton Charles: [High pitched] I'm not being sneaky.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: That's two octaves.
- Ron: Real Lady was getting picked up by a big dude in a Cutlass. He sees your victim and he yells out, "It's not funny, you bleeping bleep. It's demeaning." Dead Guy gets in his car real quick. He did not wanna mess with Big Guy.
- Clive Babineaux: Big Dude and Big Guy?
- Ron: Same person.