Roseanne (TV Series)

Roseanne Gets the Chair (2018)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : It's 11 o' clock. We slept from Wheel to Kimmel.

  Dan Conner : We missed all the black and Asian shows.

  Roseanne Conner : They're... just like us. There, we're caught up.

• Dan Conner : There's no book on how to raise kids.

  Darlene Conner : Yes there is, and there are literally thousands of them.

  Roseanne Conner : Well yeah but it's not like they're just laying around somewhere that you can read them all for free.

  Darlene Conner : Yes it is, there's a library 2 blocks from this house.

  Dan Conner : There's a li-bary?

• Roseanne Conner : [sitting with Darlene on her bed looking at Harris's online accounts]  Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.

  Dan Conner : Roseanne, it's one thing for Darlene to check up on her kid, but other people doing it is just snooping.

  [excited girly voice] 

  Dan Conner : Move over, girls!