- Sylvester's Father: Ah. There's nothing like the peace and quiet of the great outdoors.
- Sylvester Cat: Oh, it's flying!
- Sylvester's Father: It's only a butterfly, you scaredy-cat. Now, be a man and go get some more firewood. There's nothing to be afraid of.
- Sylvester Cat: There's nothing to be afraid of. There's nothing to be afraid of.
- [He gets scared from the roaring of Bigfoot]
- Sylvester Cat: There's nothing to be afraid... of!
- [He ran away and landed on a giant footprint]
- Sylvester Cat: What a stupid place to put a hole.
- Daffy Duck: What did the scaredy-cat see? Could it be the creature known as... Bigfoot? Today, on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained, we'll find out. Bigfoot, sometimes called Sasquatch, AKA, the Florida Skunkape, and my hairy brother-in-law Howard.
- [the cameraman is shown]
- Daffy Duck: But does it really exist?
- Sylvester Cat: I really did see a Sasquatch.
- [He heard Bigfoot roaring]
- Yosemite Sam: That's him!
- Daffy Duck: This is Sasquatch Sam, Bigfoot Expert. We have offered him ten thousand bucks that bring back in clues and evidence of the creature's existence.
- Yosemite Sam: You wait here while I go flush him out.
- Yosemite Sam: [Sam turned off a radio that plays roars before going into the cave. He returns dressed up as Bigfoot] Hehehe! All I needs to do is let 'em take my picture and leave a few footy prints!
- [He heard a roar]
- Yosemite Sam: I thought I turned the durn thing off!
- [He repeatedly touched the radio before Bigfoot saw him, making him white]
- Sylvester Cat: That sounded close!
- Sylvester Jr: There's two of them!
- [the cats see Sam dressed up as Bigfoot]
- Sylvester Jr: Bigfoot has eaten Sasquatch Sam!
- Yosemite Sam: Hold on, come back!
- Daffy Duck: Faked photographs like these are a dime a dozen. Until someone actually captures one of these elusive creatures, Bigfoot would remain a... Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained! Hahaha. To think some people believe this hairy freak actually exists!
- [Bigfoot comes towards him, making Daffy look behind and flee in terror]