- Mr. Mellor: Everyone pick your pickleball partner. Make sure your pickleball partner hasn't already been picked.
- Beverly Goldberg: Surprise! Geoff didn't cheat on you. I just said that to get you to come to my dance recital. Isn't that fun?
- Erica Goldberg: I drove here all the way from DC at 90 miles per hour with tears in my eyes!
- Beverly Goldberg: [Stopping her dance routine] Can we start over?
- Barry Goldberg: Is she asking me? Is this my decision?