- Adam Goldberg: Here's the thing, I love funny movies and puppet based sitcoms, and that's what I want to do with my life, to make movies that will entertain people of all age groups, and yeah I know it's super lame, but that's who I am.
- Erica Goldberg: [Murray has instantly fallen asleep] How are you already asleep?
- Beverly Goldberg: He's deactivated.
- Erica Goldberg: [Murray charges up 3 flights of stairs] Dad's taking the stairs! He's taking them two at a time, how is this possible?
- Beverly Goldberg: Your father is *activated*, dear.
- Adam Goldberg: You literally said I wasn't serious enough to meet your parents.
- Jackie Geary: That's not what it was about.
- Adam Goldberg: That's exactly what it is. I tried being political, and I sucked, but who I really am isn't serious enough, I can't win no matter what I do.
- [walks away]