Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Alice Through the Looking Glass (2018)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Voice of Margaret
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Quotes
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Margaret : Alice. Alice. Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
[Alice wakes up from the dream she was having]
Alice : Oh, God! Time-traveling, and the Mad Hatter's a dramatic character, and the end of the world because of a tart...
Margaret : Alice, what in the flaming ass are you talking about?
Alice : Oh, I'm sorry. But, you see, Tim Burton said...
Margaret : Tim Burton? No one's going to remember his later films. Half of them are flops. Even the ones he produced.
Alice : Oh. Then, I guess, like me, people are waking up and seeing the stories that really last.
Margaret : Whatever. Come now, it's time for 'Duck Dynasty'.
[Alice and her sister start to walk home]
Alice : But this world was called Underland.
Margaret : It sounds stupid.
Alice : And it had a breakdancing Mad Hatter.
Margaret : You're talking like a moron.
Alice : And there was a lot of discussion about home ownership.
Margaret : Shut up, now.
Alice : And I was in a mental institution.
Margaret : Well, now that I believe.
Alice : And we killed God knows how many people just to make an awkward actor happy.
Margaret : I swear to Jesus, Alice, I will strangle you with my bonnet if you don't stop your goddamn yapping!
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Nostalgia Critic : You know, when did Tim Burton and Johnny Depp become the people you call to tone down the imagination?