Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2018)

Tamara Chambers: Malice, Voice of Alice

Quotes 

• Margaret : Alice. Alice. Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?

  [Alice wakes up from the dream she was having] 

  Alice : Oh, God! Time-traveling, and the Mad Hatter's a dramatic character, and the end of the world because of a tart...

  Margaret : Alice, what in the flaming ass are you talking about?

  Alice : Oh, I'm sorry. But, you see, Tim Burton said...

  Margaret : Tim Burton? No one's going to remember his later films. Half of them are flops. Even the ones he produced.

  Alice : Oh. Then, I guess, like me, people are waking up and seeing the stories that really last.

  Margaret : Whatever. Come now, it's time for 'Duck Dynasty'.

  [Alice and her sister start to walk home] 

  Alice : But this world was called Underland.

  Margaret : It sounds stupid.

  Alice : And it had a breakdancing Mad Hatter.

  Margaret : You're talking like a moron.

  Alice : And there was a lot of discussion about home ownership.

  Margaret : Shut up, now.

  Alice : And I was in a mental institution.

  Margaret : Well, now that I believe.

  Alice : And we killed God knows how many people just to make an awkward actor happy.

  Margaret : I swear to Jesus, Alice, I will strangle you with my bonnet if you don't stop your goddamn yapping!