- Harvey Specter: Hey. Wanna go out and get a burger?
- Robert Zane: I do. But it's 2:00 a.m. If I go out for a burger right now, the only thing I'm getting is a divorce.
- Harvey Specter: Copy that. I'll get you one from the kitchen.
- Robert Zane: Yeah, meet me downstairs. Hide it in the gift bag or some shit.
- Louis Litt: Thanks for your concern about Sheila and me.
- Katrina Bennett: Louis, you know I care for you deeply in a completely asexual manner
- Louis Litt: And I too care for you deeply and see you neither as man nor woman.
- Katrina Bennett: Thank you, Louis. Kinder words were never spoken.
- Robert Zane: Jesus Christ, what have I got myself into?
- Harvey Specter: I'll tell you what. You got yourself into Zane Specter Litt.
- Robert Zane: Or Specter Zane Litt. Either way...
- Harvey Specter, Robert Zane: Litt comes last.