Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Here (2019)

Adam Devine: Sam

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Quotes 

• Sam I Am : [to Guy]  I am Sam. Sam I-Am, of the Glurfsburg I-Ams. Perhaps you've heard of us. What's your handle, partner?

  [Guy grunts] 

  Sam I Am : Grumph! Lovely name. How do you spell that? Is that one "rumph" or two?

  Donna : So, Sam, I imagine you'll be having the ushe?

  Sam I Am : [smiles]  If you insist.

  Donna : [to the diner cook]  Green eggs and ham!

  Diner Cook : Coming up!

  Guy Am I : Yuck!

  [He goes back to reading the newspaper. Sam knocks on the paper like a door to get his attention] 

  Sam I Am : [gasps softly]  You don't like green eggs and ham?

  Guy Am I : [coldly]  No, I do not like them, Sam I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

  Sam I Am : Understood. Question asked and answered. No further queries necessary.

  [clicks tongue thoughtfully] 

  Sam I Am : Have you ever tried them before?

  Guy Am I : [sighs]  No.

  Sam I Am : Well, how can you be so sure you don't like 'em if you've never actually eaten 'em?

  Guy Am I : Well, I've never eaten walvark droppings, but I'm pretty certain I wouldn't enjoy those either.

  Sam I Am : But green eggs and ham are the most delicious-est, nutritious-est, greenest-est thing in the world, and, P.S., they are especially good here.

  Guy Am I : [annoyed]  That's fantastic, but I don't want them. Here or otherwise.

  Sam I Am : Tell you what.

  [to Donna] 

  Sam I Am : Make that two orders, Donna, on me.

  Guy Am I : [also to Donna, frustrated]  No, just oat mush, and a spoon!

  Sam I Am : Sad Man Special.

  [sucks teeth] 

  Sam I Am : Suit yourself.

• Sam I Am : Great meeting you, Grrrumph!

  Guy Am I : My name is Guy.

  Sam I Am : Huh. That's a weird name.

• Sam I Am : So, what'd you fail at?

  [Guy growls] 

  Guy Am I : [through gritted teeth]  Would you please just leave me alone?

• Sam I Am : It's getting late. I should probably be heading home anyway. Got a bunch of friends there waiting for me. Gonna be a real hoot. Possibly a double hoot.

  [He chuckles] 

  Sam I Am : I should give you my address in case you and the kitchen staff feel like coming by.

  Donna : I still have it, Sam. From the last time you invited us?

  [She gives Sam a warm smile. Sam, touched, returns a big beaming smile] 

  Donna : And the six times before that.

  [Sam looks away, slightly embarrassed] 

  Sam I Am : Oh, yeah. Of course.

  [For a split second he looks downhearted, but then he flashes Donna another friendly smile] 

  Sam I Am : Of course!

  [He walks sadly to the door] 

  Sam I Am : Night Donna!

  Donna : Goodnight, Sam.