Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Train (2019)

Adam Devine: Sam

Quotes 

• Guy : Listen, Sam, it's time we went our separate ways.

  [He turns around and finds that Sam is not there] 

  Guy : Sam? Sam?

  Sam : [from over at the station]  Relax, best friend! I'm right here!

  [With weary resignation, Guy picks up the luggage and heads to the station where Sam is] 

  Sam : This guy. Already gone two seconds and he already misses me. Needy!

  [He heads over to Guy] 

  Sam : Here is your ticket and here is your change.

  [He presents Guy's wallet] 

  Guy : That's my wallet.

  Sam : I figured I deserved a ticket for saving your life. Good news! We've got seventy-seven bruckles left.

  [He puts it into Guy's pocket. Guy, agitated, tries to swat Sam's arms away] 

  Guy : We? There is no we.

  [He shoves Sam's luggage into him and storms over to the train] 

  Conductor : All aboard!

  Sam : This is so us.

  Guy : As soon as this train ride is over, we are going our separate ways forever. And we'd better not be sitting next to each other.

  Sam : [giggling]  I wouldn't dream of it.

  [Cut to Sam and Guy sitting on opposite seats. Guy looks fed up and uncomfortable] 

  Sam : Across is much better. This way we get to look right at each other when we chat.

  [Guy quietly seethes while Sam gushes] 

  Sam : They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.

  [Guy continues to glare at him] 

  Sam : And... there. I just saw your soul.

  [Guy clutches his face and groans] 

• E.B. : Green eggs and ham? Gross.

  Guy : [with cathartic enthusiasm]  Yeah!

  [He laughs triumphantly] 

  E.B. : What?

  Guy : No, it's just, um, you're a smart child. You have life figured out. Trying new things is the road to disappointment. Let me explain. Let's say you try something new, you might not like it. Or worse, maybe you're allergic to it. You develop a rash. You keep scratching, and it keeps spreading, until eventually, you're more rash than person. People start to call you "rash girl" behind your back. Worst part is, you don't do anything to stop it, because deep down, you know you have become Rash Girl. All because you wanted to try something new.

  Sam : Are you Rash Girl?

  Guy : [indicating furiously to EB]  No! I was talking about her!

  Sam : [whispering to EB]  Pretty sure he's Rash Girl.

• Sam : Where's your mom?

  E.B. : In the Boring Car, being boring. What are you doing up there?

  Sam : Funny you should ask.

  [He struggles to keep the Chickeraffe on the roof of the train] 

  Sam : I'm, uh, sleepwalking! Wow! What a crazy dream this is! I am so not awake right now.

• Sam : Your mom and my very grumpy best friend in the whole wide world are heading this way!

• Sam : Gotta ask, which car was your favorite? Cause I think I know which one you were gonna say, but I'm not totally sure...

  Guy : [with a dreamy smile on his face]  The Quiet Car.

  [Guy pauses as he doesn't want Sam to know he fell in love in that car] 

  Guy : Because it was quiet.