Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Rain (2019)

Diane Keaton: Michellee

Quotes 

• Michellee : What sort of thing do you like to eat?

  Sam : Excellent quest-i-on. Green eggs and ham. It's the dish that cannot mish.

  Michellee : I'm vegan.

  Sam : Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize.

  [He sympathetically takes Michellee's hand] 

  Sam : How long have you known?

  Michellee : [laughing lightly]  No, no, I'm not ill. I just don't eat things like eggs and ham.

• Sam : So, Guy tells me you're a bean counter. Fascinating. Tell me absolutely everything there is to know, starting right now.

  [He grabs a chair and sits on it] 

  Michellee : Well, it was a very interesting job, and I've been doing it for eleven...

  [Sam starts to nod off, then jolts awake] 

  Michellee : No, no, actually, 11.5 years now. I began as a number cruncher...

  [Sam pours a cup of coffee and takes a sip, but it fails to keep him awake and he drifts off again] 

  Michellee : And I cut my teeth on the soft numbers before they got crunchier.

  [Sam pours coffee onto his eyes] 

  Michellee : Anyway, after that I climbed the corporate ladder, one rung at a time. The first rung was kind of slippery.

  [Sam does jumping jacks, but is on the verge of falling asleep yet again and falls off the chair, down the back of the couch] 

  Sam : I'm awake!