- Goat: We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, amigo. Now why don't you just tell your little friend to come out, too?
- Guy: Afraid he's busy, hombre. Rustlin' up some green eggs and ham.
- Goat: [smirking] Mmm, that sounds good! How 'bout we eat 'em together?
- Guy: [grimly] No. I will not eat them with a goat.
- Sam: Guy, who's at the door?
- Guy: Uh, no one. Well, I mean, I do see an old goat, but...
- [Sam, shocked, tumbles off Mr. Jenkins' back]
- Sam: [voice full of dread] Did you just say "Goat"?
- Guy: [as Sam fearfully backs across the house and hides behind Guy] Yeah, you see him? Over there. Adorable little fella, isn't he?
- [the goat locks his eyes on Sam with fiery eyeballs. Sam screams and bars the door]
- Guy: Whoa, whoa! What's wrong? What is it?
- Sam: [sweating] Nothing! Nothing at all! Just as long as that goat leaves us alone and never again knocks on this...
- [Knocking is heard at the cabin door. Sam screams again and dives behind Guy]
- Guy: [reassuringly] Sam, stop it.
- [Guy opens the door, with Sam clinging to his leg. He runs his eyes around the yard and sees nothing. He and Sam share a smile. However, they spot the goat in a tree, glaring at them with fiery eyes, blazing eyebrows and smoke coming out of his ears. They bar the door]
- Guy: I'm starting to get real suspicious of that goat.