Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
A Specific Form of Recklessness (2019)
Drew Barrymore: Sheila Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : [Looking at mutilated body in freezer] Not quite sure how we make that look like an accident.
Sheila Hammond : What if he got sucked up into a jet engine?
Joel Hammond : Times have changed since 9/11, honey. You can't just drive a corpse onto a runway and throw it into a jet engine anymore.
Sheila Hammond : Another freedom gone forever.
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Joel Hammond : What are we going to do? We can't kill that little fucker now. That life insurance policy is literally his life insurance policy.
Sheila Hammond : Well, at least we gave him the serum so he won't go feral.
Joel Hammond : Great. He'll have all his faculties when he leads his undead army as it eats its way through America.
Sheila Hammond : Maybe we should kidnap him. He can't turn anyone if he's in our basement.
Joel Hammond : I don't want him in our basement! I'm never going to get a ping-pong table down there!
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Sheila Hammond : We'll head there after midnight and detonate Bob.
Abby Hammond : This is my fault. I feel like I should do it.
Joel Hammond : Uh-uh, young lady. You're still grounded from your first bombing.
