- Eric Morden: Ready for a story about super heroes? Ugh, more TV superheroes, just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? Or what if I told you this was actually a story about super zeroes, losers, achingly pathetic meta-human goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so? Follow me.
- Larry Trainor: I thought you might like some air.
- Cliff Steele: I can't feel the air.
- Larry Trainor: Sucks to be you.