Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
The Taking of Funtime One Two Three (2018)
Kevin Kline: Mr. Fischoeder
Quotes
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Jimmy Pesto Jr. : It smells weird in here.
Mr. Fischoeder : It smells weird everywhere, sir. That's how you know you're alive!
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Mr. Fischoeder : Big day tomorrow. Keep it to one nightcap, hm? One jigger of gin per pound of body weight.
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Mr. Fischoeder : You look like a boy who isn't aftaid of getting his hands a little sticky.
Gene Belcher : I've heard of washing hands; doesn't seem like it's for me.
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Mr. Fischoeder : Creepy twins? You're on the water squirty game.
Andy : That's what we call the toilet!
Ollie : We've never won.
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Mr. Fischoeder : I guess someone else will have to be tiny and bossy. Uh, what about you? What've you got?
Andy : I can smile!
Mr. Fischoeder : Never mind. What about you?
Ollie : I know how everybody's gonna die.
Mr. Fischoeder : Okay, forget it.
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Mr. Fischoeder : That mammoth has been at Wonder Wharf with me since actual mammoths roamed the Earth. He's my most beloved and most asbestos-filled employee.
Gene Belcher : In two more years, that's what Dad'll say about me!
Mr. Fischoeder : Mm-hmm.
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Mr. Fischoeder : This is your crew?
Louise Belcher : They don't look like much, and they're not much; but I trust them.
Mr. Fischoeder : Even the two licking each other's hair?
Louise Belcher : You've gotta lick something!