Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate, found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon that was shortly killed off two seasons later by those fucking Evangelion movies. This led to some hard feelings between the Goddesses and the Animation Staff on the original television show. But now the Goddesses were due to make a comeback, with a brand new satirical show called Bad Goddess. And with new fame and fortune on the horizons, they secretly plotted their revenge on the Evangelion series, which had been seeding in the back of their minds for decades. This is that story.
Urd: Doctor What... we've thought long and hard about this. We know that there's been some tension among the cast with you going from a one off episode to a full time cast member. And if you are truly going to be inducted into the Oh My Goddess family, we would like to put you through a special initiation.
Doctor What: What kind of initiation?
Skuld: If you pull this off, you will forever be our hero.
Doctor What: Pull what off? What do you want me to do?
Belldandy: We want you to take us back in time so we can sabotage those fucking Evangelion movies before they have a chance to steal our animation staff away from us.
Urd: And then maybe we can finally have a Third Season of Oh My Goddess!
Doctor What: Well, yeah but, if I do that, then Bad Goddess will never exist. And I wasn't in the original manga or anime shows.
Skuld: If you do this for us, we promise to put in a good word for you with Fujishima. We will not rest until he writes you into the original show.
Doctor What: But in order to be canon to the series, I would have to be written into the manga.
Belldandy: We'll worry about the details later.
Doctor What: But aren't you worried that my presence in the manga might once again hijack your series?
Urd: Doctor What, for the sake of both our series... EVANGELION MUST DIE!