- Barry Goldberg: Lainey and I want two different things in this relationship. She wants us to have an equal partnership, and I want a give and take relationship like you and Dad have where you're always giving and he's always taking.
- Murray Goldberg: [puts down newspaper] Okay, I've heard enough, you're a moron. If you want a good marriage, quit worrying about what you want to take, and start thinking about what you want to give.
- Beverly Goldberg: [turns to Barry, in awe] Okay... maybe Lainey has a point.
- Jackie Geary: I never said it was lame, and I definitely never told you to cut your jeans off into Daisy Dukes.
- Adam Goldberg: I know.
- Adam Goldberg: Crap! I accidentally tore my pre-ripped store jeans!
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: You *paid* money for jeans that somebody else cut holes in? What idiot does that?