Mom (TV Series)

Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz (2018)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie Plunkett : Where're you going?

  Adam Janikowski : To Al-Anon, I hope you're happy, I'm as broken as you.

  Earl : You're really marrying that guy?

  Bonnie Plunkett : I have to, you tattooed his name on my ass.

• Bonnie Plunkett : You're telling me that our apartment is completely full of ants?

  Tammy Diffendorf : Well I didn't check upstairs, but they were marching in that direction.

• Bonnie Plunkett : [a woman covered in tattoos is having a new one filled in]  Hey Earl, why is that dragon flying next to a fried egg?

  Earl : Well 20 years ago that was the sun.

• Adam Janikowski : [Bonnie had a temporary sketch put on her back]  Oh my God, it's your face?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Yeah, this way no matter what position we do it in, we're always making eye contact.