Mom (TV Series)
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party (2018)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Christy : [finds a large dowdy dress] Whoa, did you cross the prairie in a covered wagon with this?
Wendy : [laughing] What were you thinking?
Jill : [quietly] That's my maternity dress.
[they stop laughing]
Jill : I was going to wear it to my baby shower, before I miscarried. This isn't a closet, it's a museum of all my failures.
Christy : Or... a museum of all the things that made you what you are now.
Jill : A divorced, childless failure?
Christy : I was going to say a strong, sober woman with a chandelier in her closet.
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Jill : You don't know what it's like to still be such a train wreck.
Christy : What are you talking about? Train wreck is my middle name. I'm in two 12-step programs.
Jill : Yeah, but you never relapsed. You don't know what it's like to throw away 3 years of sobriety. That's why I shop so much, to keep myself distracted. I mean, leather pants, who the hell am I, Pat Benatar?
Wendy : Ooh, I love her!
Christy : Why didn't you share any of this at the meetings?
Jill : Because I was embarrassed. You two have your lives on track, I don't have anything going on.