Mom (TV Series)

Puzzle Club and a Closet Party (2018)

Beth Hall: Wendy Harris

Quotes 

• Christy : [finds a large dowdy dress]  Whoa, did you cross the prairie in a covered wagon with this?

  Wendy : [laughing]  What were you thinking?

  Jill : [quietly]  That's my maternity dress.

  [they stop laughing] 

  Jill : I was going to wear it to my baby shower, before I miscarried. This isn't a closet, it's a museum of all my failures.

  Christy : Or... a museum of all the things that made you what you are now.

  Jill : A divorced, childless failure?

  Christy : I was going to say a strong, sober woman with a chandelier in her closet.

• Jill : You don't know what it's like to still be such a train wreck.

  Christy : What are you talking about? Train wreck is my middle name. I'm in two 12-step programs.

  Jill : Yeah, but you never relapsed. You don't know what it's like to throw away 3 years of sobriety. That's why I shop so much, to keep myself distracted. I mean, leather pants, who the hell am I, Pat Benatar?

  Wendy : Ooh, I love her!

  Christy : Why didn't you share any of this at the meetings?

  Jill : Because I was embarrassed. You two have your lives on track, I don't have anything going on.