Mom (TV Series)

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo (2018)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

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Quotes 

• Tammy : [Bonnie's withholding Tammy's pain meds]  Why are you making me suffer?

  Bonnie : Because I love you!

  Tammy : You do?

  Bonnie : Yes... Tammy, a couple years ago I hurt my back, they gave me these, and I thought I had it under control, but before I knew it, 1 pill every 4 hours became 4 pills every 1 hour. I'm sorry, but this disease is a tricky little bitch and I don't want you to wake her up.

  Tammy : I hate you... and I love you... I don't want to relapse.

• Bonnie : [Tammy has to wait 30 minutes to take her next pill]  I'll help you pass the time, let's play Clue, you always loved Clue. 'Who did it? We don't know'.

  Tammy : I do love Clue, but you can't play with only two people.

  Bonnie : Adam can get up and join us.

  Adam : [half asleep]  No he can't.

  Bonnie : He *could*.

  Adam : No he couldn't.

  Tammy : I'll go wake Christy up, she can join us.

  Bonnie : No don't do that, she has a big day tomorrow.

  Tammy : Oh she ALWAYS says that!

• Tammy : Can one of you go with me to the dentist? We could make a day out of it.

  Jill : How is that 'a day'?

  Tammy : Maybe they have a fish tank.

• Tammy : I'll just stick with the Tylenol, it got me through being stabbed in the leg with a fork, it'll get me through this.

  Bonnie : Wow, life on the inside was rough.

  Tammy : Oh that wasn't in prison, that was when I was trying to kill a seagull that landed on my lap.

• Bonnie : [in the pharmacy]  Tammy, why don't you go over there and take your blood pressure on that cool machine?

  Tammy : [in pain after dental surgery]  How's that going to make me feel better?

  Bonnie : It's not, but it's right over there.

  Tammy : [later]  I'm 300 over 10, what does that mean?

  [Bonnie gives a nervous thumbs up] 

• Tammy : [cutting in line at the pharmacy]  What're you here for?

  Vern : I'd rather not say.

  Tammy : Got it, boner pills, back of the line, eyes front.