Mom (TV Series)

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo (2018)

Lauri Johnson: Beatrice

Quotes 

• Christy : [in a mock trial, to the judge]  Your Honor, the defendant claims he's not a drug dealer, but he hides drugs like a drug dealer, he uses an old phone like a drug dealer, he rents several motel rooms to avoid search warrants, *like* a drug dealer.

  Beatrice : Where'd you get that? None of that was in the files.

  Christy : It was ALL in the files, your childhood was just too happy for you to notice it.

  Beatrice : What's that supposed to mean?

  Christy : It means I know how drug dealers work, yo. I was *raised* by a drug dealer, and I have my own dark years, I drank, I did drugs, I was a stripper... that doesn't have anything to do with this but it's out there. Didn't anyone ever wonder why I'm the oldest person in this class?

  Beatrice : I did.

  Glen : Me too.

  Professor Gannon : I wondered, but I'm not allowed to ask.

  Christy : It's because it's a *long* road to get here from the person I used to be. I know how drug dealers operate, and this man is *guilty*! Your Honor, the prosecution rests.