Himself - Host: And finally, new rule: liberals must stop chasing conservatives out of restaurants. They've done it to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, they've done it to Kirstjen Nielsen, they've done it to Stephen Miller. And last Monday, it happened again when Ted Cruz and his wife went out to dinner and were bombarded by a chant of "We believe survivors", so I'm guessing the restaurant was Chipotle.
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Himself - Host: But this is the new deal: conservatives get to run America, and we get to ruin their dinner. And listen, I get it; nobody wants to see Ted Cruz when they're eating.
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Himself - Host: Ted Cruz is what baseball thinks about when it's trying not to cum.
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Himself - Host: But we need to get people like Ted Cruz out of power, not out of restaurants.
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Himself - Host: This is something Republicans understand way better than Democrats; that real power isn't about making a scene or what makes you feel good. And power, it's a lot like owning rabbits. The more you have, the easier it is to get a lot more. Power begets power. Texas has very similar demographics to California, but one reason they're red and we're blue is we want every citizen to be able to vote, and they don't. A federal court has ruled seven times that Texas Republicans drew their Congressional districts with "racial discriminatory intent". But our federal court won't have the final say on this. That's the Supreme Court; they will. Which is why Republicans so desperately want to get Schlitz Kavanaugh confirmed.
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Himself - Host: Even though he doesn't have the temperament to be a judge on "American Idol".
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Himself - Host: Because, like the rabbits, the more Justices Republicans get to pick, the more those Justices protect unlimited campaign spending and voter suppression laws, which helps more Republicans get elected. Power begets power.