Quotes
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Turbo Bro Jock : Okay, maybe I didn't get my dad's smart genes.
Wesley Fists : [notices a picture of Turbo's dad] You did get his handsome DNA. Please tell me that he's not some rich, Simba-hunting douche.
Turbo Bro Jock : No. No, my dad... So, he used to be be, like, this mega tax lawyer, but after my mom died, he decided that he needed to make the world a better place. So he got AIDS drugs to kids in South Africa, he was third chair in the war crimes trial for Slobodan Milosevic at the Hague, he helps children detained at the border. He's on the board of WHO, and PATH, and UNICEF, and ACLU, and the NAACP, and YMCA. He's done work for Pope Francis, Nelson Mandela, Malala Yousafzai, the Obamas, the Clooneys, the Dalai Lama, Kaepernick, LeBron... There's someone else I'm forgetting.
Wesley Fists : Who? God?
