Josh N. Hadley: Right now, we're gonna go to our resident film jerk, Leslie Striker. He will have something to say about the movie. At this point, I don't care. Just go to Leslie.
Leslie Striker: Always happy to be of help, Joshua. Lord knows I spent seven years in college amassing two masters degrees in both English Literature and Journalism to finally realize my lifelong dream of appearing on late night television, reviewing Z-Grade cinematic slop like this with unwashed rockband roadies like you...
Josh N. Hadley: LESLIE!