- Garrett Moore: His statement also recommends legalizing the possession of marijuana.
- Frank Reagan: So, if I'm walking down the street smoking a cigar, I get a summons, but if I'm smoking a joint, I'm cool.
- Frank Reagan: How many times that son of a bitch gonna send you to take his heat?
- Erin Reagan: You mean the district attorney?
- Frank Reagan: Yeah. If he's gonna pursue this ridiculous marijuana policy, he ought to have the balls to show up himself.
- Erin Reagan: Well, in that case, the right son of a bitch is here. It's my policy, not his.
- Frank Reagan: Remind me to bring the penal code to dinner on Sunday.