Big Mouth (TV Series)

Disclosure the Movie: The Musical! (2019)

Jessi Klein: Jessi Glaser

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Quotes 

• Jessi Glaser : Um, Jessi Glaser. I guess I'll read for the dutiful wife?

  [singing] 

  Jessi Glaser : No matter what happens I'll stay at my station. Through scandals and lies and public humiliation. 'Cause standing by her husband is a woman's job. What the fuck? Really?

• Jessi Glaser : Hey, Lola. Can we talk to you about Lizer?

  Lola Skumpy : I'm not supposed to talk about Te... I mean, Mr Lizer.

  Andrew Glouberman : Lola, we think what he did to you was wrong.

  Lola Skumpy : No, I flirted with him, and then I talked to you about it, and then he told me I quit. It's all my fault.

  Jessi Glaser : No, it's not. He's a teacher, Lola. You're 13, and he's 39.

  Lola Skumpy : Only for three more weeks.

  Jessi Glaser : He took advantage of you. How can I explain this? Okay, you know on Pretty Little Liars?

  Lola Skumpy : I'm listening.

  Jessi Glaser : When Aria found out that Ezra was not really part of the A-Team?

  Lola Skumpy : Oh, my God.

  Jessi Glaser : And that in fact, he'd been using her since the beginning?

  Lola Skumpy : It was the ultimate betrayal.

  Jessi Glaser : Right? That's basically what Lizer did to you.

  Lola Skumpy : WHAT?

  [smashes lunch table] 

• Lola Skumpy : Um, why don't I see the name "Lola Scumpy" up here?

  Mr. Lizer : Because I have a very special role for you. Lola Ugfuglio Scumpy, will you be my stage manager?

  Lola Skumpy : Oh, my God, you know my confirmation name?

  Jessi Glaser : Um, I'm sorry. Did you say "Ugfuglio"?

  Lola Skumpy : He's the patron saint of sausage and peppers.

• Principal Barren : I know you kids think you're fighting for something important here. But have you ever stopped to consider... that you're annoying?

  Gina Alvarez : What?

  Principal Barren : I've eight days left until I retire to Lake Chitaqua. I'm not gonna cancel the play and get a bunch of parents mad at me.

  Jessi Glaser : But it makes a mockery of sexual harassment!

  Principal Barren : Jessi, you're a child. You don't understand how good it feels to be drunk in a lake.