WARNING! CONTAINS A SPOILER!! I'll admit, being a huge fan of the original, I was actually interested to see this one. I think I borrowed it from my uncle or saw it on some movie channel. I don't remember.
Anyhow, I sat down and began watching, ready to go. I don't remember at what point, but I knew I had been taken for a ride. My god, where do I even begin? The movie is incoherent, makes no sense, and is a whole host of other descriptions I can't repeat here. How it got made is beyond me. Why it was even green lighted is a mystery even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve.
The one good sequence in the movie is the car wash sequence. It's creepy, and I'll give it that, but the movie still stinks. And what's up with a certain part towards the end. I think the lead actress sees some weird people moving really fast, like in the ballroom sequence in the original, but, at one point, they look like pink bubble gum fetuses! I wish I were making this stuff up folks, but sadly, I am not. Please avoid this one at all costs. It's a slap in the face to the original. It really is.
Anyhow, I sat down and began watching, ready to go. I don't remember at what point, but I knew I had been taken for a ride. My god, where do I even begin? The movie is incoherent, makes no sense, and is a whole host of other descriptions I can't repeat here. How it got made is beyond me. Why it was even green lighted is a mystery even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve.
The one good sequence in the movie is the car wash sequence. It's creepy, and I'll give it that, but the movie still stinks. And what's up with a certain part towards the end. I think the lead actress sees some weird people moving really fast, like in the ballroom sequence in the original, but, at one point, they look like pink bubble gum fetuses! I wish I were making this stuff up folks, but sadly, I am not. Please avoid this one at all costs. It's a slap in the face to the original. It really is.
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