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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Horrible beyond words...but here's a few
I have no idea why this movie isn't the #1 lowest ranking movie in IMDb. I assume it's because a few of the cult fans of the movie (which I consider myself to be, I think) gave it a rating of something other than 1 star. If there was a 0 star rating, I would have given it that.
Here's all anyone needs to know: this movie is the worst in EVERY aspect of filmmaking that I can think of. Editing, casting, acting, sound, cinematography, screen writing, pacing, special effects...OMFG, the special effects. Even if everything else in the movie would have been good enough to get 5 out of 10 stars in its respective category, the special effects would still cause the overall rating to be a 0. They're THAT BAD.
Show me a movie that is worse in ANY aspect of the filmmaking craft and I will debate you. Birdemic buries the competition.
That being said...get drunk and watch it! Your life will never be the same!
Mutual Love Life (1999)
Absolutely brilliant
There's a reason this film won so many awards. Very clever, and absolutely hilarious! I ran across this on atomfilms several years ago. Sadly, it can no longer be found there. Try to find this film, it's definitely worth a few minutes of searching. It will remind you of something that could have been written for Seinfeld. Every line of it is dripping with wry humor, and the actors really fed on the humor to make it come alive. We've all been through breakups, and once you hear the benefits of having relationship insurance, you'll wish you had had it. The sad thing is that relationship insurance sounds like a really good idea!