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Girl Followed (2017)
1/10
Bad
16 May 2023
Piss poor excuse for a movie. It's disgusting as well because of the grown man that's into a freaking child. But the real criticism.

It wants you to believe later that the guy is the same guy from the begin but it's a completely different actor with short hair and a clearly middle aged dude where is the creep is young 20's. They both drive a black Mercedes van so that want to you to think it's the same guy but the plates are different. At the end of the film the dad forgets his own daughter name and accidentally calls her Tara when her name is Reagan and they just like. Left that in the film? Unless it was just trying to give you closure so you know the girl in the beginning was also safe? They did shove a bunch of expeditions into the last 5 minutes.

"Wow you are doing math I did last week" "I like my new school" "Hey by the way here is my new promotion check from my job" "We have been through a lot" "At least Tara us safe" "Let's go to the Bahamas"

Just wtf lol. It's like they had to cut some stuff out or something but they still wanted people to know so they shaved that all on.

Acting was sub par except the kids. I thought their acting was alright.

When the daughter was missing the dad says with no emotion but just louder.

"Listen detective, this is my daughter here"

Just Jesus. Not everyone deserves to make a movie.
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Her Smell (2018)
1/10
Disturbing
16 May 2023
I am just absolutely disturbed by the name of the film. I did not watch the film but . I M Herero mind you but besides why make such a vulgar sounding total. I like the small of a woman and Al knit what the hell Eve resplendent to modest. People do not need to be so vulgar these days. Jesus, it's disturbing, I will repeat because of the stupid character I am just absolutely disturbed by the name of the film. I did not watch the film but . I M Herero mind you but besides why make such a vulgar sounding total. I like the small of a woman and Al knit what the hell Eve resplendent to modest. People do not need to be so vulgar these days. Jesus, it's disturbing, I will repeat because of the stupid character count.
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Lullaby (IV) (2022)
1/10
No
15 May 2023
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If you hate violence towards babies the. Don't watch this movie. Based in the title I thought it would be her bejng tormented but first scene had a baby die and I am not about that. I may be a fan of horror but I'm not a monster. Also, what kind of idiot goes around smashing mirrors with no protection? The husband is seen smashing mirrors and is just dead right there in the first scene. Maybe if you are going to smash mirrors. Do better. Also, if the mirror was the means through which the demon travels: probably would have been a better idea to not put your baby right in front of a mirror and start with every other mirror first.
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Triangle (2009)
1/10
Not even
28 October 2022
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This movie makes no sense. She knows she is in a loop the whole time but pretends to be surprised by everything? And then on top of that there are some parts of the loop that are her but not part of the loop we follow? Are there multiple loops happening that it just felt like wasnt worth showing? I thought it was gonna be part of a whole big loop and it was but there are loops that are happening that she isn't even part if. It's very stupid to make a movie with loops if you can't keep track of every little detail. I could keep track of every detail and not make it so poorly. This movie was interesting but the end makes it a waste of time.
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1/10
Pretty annoying
18 October 2022
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Very annoying to me that a just okay movie thinks they deserve to have a whole show where they just talk about the kills in the movie and pat themselves on the back for a job well done.

The movie was alright but that's it, just alright. And this pompous dude does not deserve a show where he talks about the kills in the movie mostly becayse nobody in the movie acted rational.

A rational person would have seen the people trying to get the guns out and then threaten to kill a guy, a rational person would have used the gun they had in their hand to pop all the heads of the dudes trying to obtain the weaponry.

And then there is this Idiot that thinks he deserves this show.

That being said, I'd watch a second movie of this based on what they set up.
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Mother! (2017)
10/10
Only the blind
15 February 2022
Only the blind cannot see the beautiful writing of this. It's an allegory of the fall of man, the damnation and the never ending cycle of it all. The raping or Mother Earth, the sacrifice of the only son. The consuming of the flesh.
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Free Guy (2021)
8/10
Pretty good
9 December 2021
It's a really good story. I'd give it a 10 but the couple of woke commentary put in there was annoying but not heavy handed at all, they focused on a very good story instead of being preachy.
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Five Bedrooms (2019– )
1/10
Pointless
6 September 2021
Just saw the add for this and I won't be watching it because it's 100% needless to say "my gay best friend" it should just be your best friend. The only reason they mentioned it was to tokenize him, pointless.
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Rick and Morty: Rickdependence Spray (2021)
Season 5, Episode 4
5/10
Not a good one
16 July 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I love Rick and morty but this was a pretty dumb episode. Would have been far better if they just saw they messed in and went to an alternate reality. The ending was stupid. Idk what was up with the continuous disregarding of what the women said, people don't do that in real life. Or at least not rational people. Not sure if they were making fun of politics there or was trying to be woke and I very much hope it's not the latter.
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Before I Fall (2017)
1/10
Nope
10 June 2020
Every line in this movie was pain.

Saying happy Cupid day like that's a thing?

A lesbian saying she is in Herero or stove he'll because some people got flowers on freaking valentine's Day?

Calling a girl a psychopath for littlest no reason other than she probably has social anxiety?

Mixing up chaos theory and the butterfly affect?

The idiot boyfriend arrogantly saying there is no competition for him when he is crack ass ugly?

This is the worst movie I have ever seen.
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Bloodride (2020)
1/10
Horrible
11 May 2020
These episodes are like children wrote them. 100% predictable, unoriginal, derivative garbage.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lights Out (2020)
Season 7, Episode 13
10/10
Everything
25 April 2020
Every possible thing that could happen went and happened.
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Polaroid (I) (2019)
5/10
Eh
14 April 2020
Decent amount of qluiches but it's not bad. The acting isn't the best I have ever seen but it's at least a little bit creative.
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5/10
Okay
13 April 2020
I really like Ed helms but the setup was annoying, the kid should of went to prison for trying to solicit the murder or the officer dating his mom but it's just basically laughed off, they relied on vulgarity for humor too much.
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Singularity (I) (2017)
1/10
Wtf
13 April 2020
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They spend 2 days together and have a bond strong enough for him to recode himself? I want that hour and a half back.
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3022 (2019)
1/10
Bad
13 April 2020
Unnecessary time jumps, you would also think a movie set 1000 years in the future would have way better looking technology, no imagination at all.
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The Midnight Man (III) (2016)
1/10
Very bad
11 April 2020
Horrible, made no sense, no character arch's really at all. Rushed, very bad editing, predictable, they relied on a bunch of blood to be the scary part.
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Wounds (2019)
1/10
Awful
1 April 2020
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They really dropped the ball with this one, bad acting. I don't know how they got the gal who played domino but it was horrible, it wasn't even exactly obvious what was happening and the ending did a stupid 4th wall break where. The bugs land on the camera, like wtf? Don't waste your time.
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Yesterday (III) (2019)
8/10
Entertaining
29 March 2020
It's a very good film. The actor is a damn good singer too, interesting concept considering people obsessed with multiverse theory these days. It's funny to see the subtle (not so subtle) ways they show it's a worse timeline.
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Playing with Fire (I) (2019)
1/10
Awful
30 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is a very bad film, there is no buildup in the relationships. The children are awful the whole time and he decides he wants to keep them. The woman he was awful too until the last day decides he is the guy for her, and cut to married. Very bad and I vomited.
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Shark Night (2011)
1/10
He'll no
30 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Killing an innocent puppy dog is an instant check out for me, pieces of crap!
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Shark Night (2011)
1/10
No
30 November 2019
Bad acting, unrealistic as all get out. The character development is basic as crap, it's horrible.
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Adventure Time (2010–2018)
10/10
Amazing
21 November 2019
One of the most beautiful shows I have ever seen. Hands down, in sad it's over but the ending is so beautiful.
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The I-Land (2019)
1/10
Very bad
18 November 2019
This show is awful, rushed and has no real purpose the main character accidents herself out if the situation.

Nothing means anything none of the characters seem to understand anything.
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10/10
Beautiful
18 November 2019
This show is so wonderful, and this is among the 3 most beautiful episodes I have ever seen.
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