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Chad (2021)
Painful to watch
As terrible as the commercials looked, I decided to give it a fair shot and watch two episodes. Just plain awful. It's not funny, not clever, and uncomfortable to watch. Chad as a character is obnoxious and entirely unrelatable or likeable. Just about every joke falls flat on its face. I will be shocked if this goes beyond a single season.
Mental Samurai (2019)
More frustrating to watch than anything
The trivia and categories can be interesting and I don't necessarily have an issue with the gargantuan robot arm. The real issue is how LONG the arm can take. Given the strict time limit, watching the arm twist and turn and swivel for several precious seconds before deciding where it's going makes the show just irritating to watch.
Toys of Terror (2020)
Toys of Tepid Boredom
I cannot believe this movie was only an hour and a half long, it felt like I was watching it for nearly 3 hours and could not wait for it to end. The acting is bad, the story is bad, horrible effects, there was nothing in the least bit threatening about the toys... And that is even by the standards of a Syfy movie. Unlike many of those however, this one was not even worth watching for the hilarious absurdity of it. It was just plain boring.
The Raven (2006)
...what...?
(might contain spoilers)
This movie has managed to make it's way to number one on my list of worst horror movies ever created. I'm a big horror movie fan, and some of my favorites are B rate, low budget ones.. but this was just awful. It had absolutely nothing to do with "The Raven" aside from some annoying old guy reciting a line every now and then.. and I they managed to shove some clips of a Raven sitting around for no apparent reason. I would recommend this movie if:
1. You like nonsense plots involving a killer that looks like he has the mentality of a 7 year old and says stuff like "Huh huh i kill them... ALL" in a stupid voice accompanied by writing on the screen. 2. Someone there for absolutely no reason running around a grassy field with long black finger nails and plaid pants. 3. Someone taking a metaphorical dump of a piece of Edgar Allen Poe's work. 4. Sticking abstract scenes in that make no sense and don't even fit together. 5. Wasting an hour and 20 minutes of your life.
If you said you would like any of those.. first I'd say go rent this movie right away.. then get your head checked.